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I've got this nagging feeling that some idiot will think I based a character off of them or something and I just want to say, once and for all, that I'm not going to put up with it. I want everyone who reads this to know, once and for all, that it just a story. Thus...

DISCLAIMER: Characters may die in this story. Don't think it reflects anything about someone it real life, ever, because it will not on any occasion.

I'm not kidding people, this is a work of FICTION. That means it is not real. It is MAKE BELIEVE. It is the result of putting ideas through my sick, deranged, evil imagination. IT IS NOT REAL!

And anyone that forgets it will be mocked with extreme prejudice. And then I'll name a character after them, and kill him/her off.

But it'll still be FICTION!